2009: i love taylor swift
2012: who the fuck listens to taylor swift
2015: i fucking love taylor swift
2009: i love taylor swift
2012: who the fuck listens to taylor swift
2015: i fucking love taylor swift
Like taYLOR SWIFT.
touch hot things? like Tyler? so you have the urge to touch Tyler
everyone misunderstood this i wasnt calling taylor swift hot (she’s pretty but im very gay) she literally likes touching hot things

bringin this back
I’m getting “she’s pretty but I’m very gay” printed on a mug
Taylor Swift is the kind of person who would send herself anon hate for attention but forget to turn anon off and then gets exposed on tumblr so she deletes her blog
if you want to get away with robbing a bank all you have to do is play taylor swift from your phone while you hold everyone hostage and any security videos will be taken out due to copyright claims and there will be no proof
taylor swift gives off that vibe that if she sat down with u for 10 minutes she could just sort out all the problems in your life, tie an extremely neat bow around them, throw them in the trash, then bake a pie
lana del rey found a stalker fan living in her Malibu home this week which isn’t funny at all but i can’t help laughing at the fact that all he found while living there were books about satanism and witchcraft

and the co-author is none other than taylor swift’s long lost twin sister

hey mtv and welcome to my crib *bounces up stairs*
THERES NOTHING LOL ABOUT RIP
rip
lol
remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”
*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken
Girls are so bold that’s such a turn on
im a guy
Oops lol no thank you
I never offered to give you anything